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Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??

A. A submarine.

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Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet?? A. She had to pull her own pants down Sent by sam
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What's a definition of a gynecologist? Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place where most people find pleasure
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"Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband. "How can you tell ?" he asked. "Did you smell it ?" "Nope. But a bunch of mice from over to his place came over here this morning and beat the shit out of our cats . . ."
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A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out during confession, asks an older priest what he should give a cocksucker. "Oh," says the older priest, "give the altar boy a dollar or so, if you feel like it. Personally, I never give them more than fifty cents."
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