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Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??
A. A submarine.
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Send this joke to a friend 1 Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the
ladies toilet??
A. She had to pull her own pants down
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Send this joke to a friend 2 What's a definition of a gynecologist?
Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place where most
people find pleasure
Send this joke to a friend 3 "Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife
told her husband.
"How can you tell ?" he asked. "Did you smell it ?"
"Nope. But a bunch of mice from over to his place came over
here this morning and beat the shit out of our cats . . ."
Send this joke to a friend 4 A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out during
confession, asks an older priest what he should give a cocksucker.
"Oh," says the older priest, "give the altar boy a dollar or so, if you
feel like it. Personally, I never give them more than fifty cents."
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