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HOW TO COOK A TURKEY! (The Thanksgiving Special) Step 1:Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) of JD Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink Step 7: Turn oven the on Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky Step 9: Turk the bastey Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 16: Floor the turk Sent by Alex
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Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel.
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Jewish telegram: “Begin worrying. Details to follow.”
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Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common? A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One said to the other: 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' Sent by Claire
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