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Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.
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After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table. "Thanks," she said. "But I only charge $20." "Twenty bucks for the entire night?" the amazed MP replied. "You can't make a living on that." "Oh, don't worry," the whore replied. "I do a little blackmail on the side!"
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Q: What's the worst thing about being a paedophile? A: Having to go to bed so early!
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Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.
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Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by ….swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better.
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