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Two prisoners were having a chat. The first one said. "I've go two tickets for the warden's ball, Do you want to buy one?" "No thanks, mate," said the second guy. "I can't dance." "It's not a dance, mate," said the first prisoner. "It's a raffle!"
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How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb? Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.
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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. one to screw in the lightbulb, and another to suck my dick ….as I beat my wife!
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How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex? Call her up
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There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for a soldier and propositioned him. The Salvation Army gent said, "Ma'am, you may be forgiven, as a pitiable victim of circumstances. Tell me, are you familiar with the concept of 'original sin'?" The hooker replied, "Well, maybe and maybe not. But if it's "really" original, it'll cost you an extra $20."
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