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A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and starts
giving him a blowjob.
He says to her, "Excuse me, aren't you Karen Carlton, and didn't you go to
Cardozo High School in Detroit?"
"Yes. How'd you know?"
"I never forget a face."
Send this joke to a friend 1 What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off.
Send this joke to a friend 2 Why did Cleopatra take milk baths?
She couldn't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Send this joke to a friend 3 Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
Send this joke to a friend 4 How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
They all gather around their cash registers and sing
"What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."
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