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After the birth of her new baby, my cousin brought him to my place for a visit. While there, she decided to prepare dinner one night and the three of us went to the grocery store to get the things she needed. While she was shopping, I was holding the baby and slowly meandering through the place. A woman walked past me, knocked my purse from my shoulder, put her hand on my arm, looked me in the eye and said, "I'm sorry." I said it wasn't a problem and we each went on our way. When I told my cousin about it she insisted that I had just been hit by a pickpocket. I checked and found my wallet and keys were still in my purse. It wasn't until at work the next day that I discovered the missing item -- a sanitary napkin. Sent by renae
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Overheard on the elevator: "Their marriage was going O.K. until they bought a water bed... then they started drifting apart."
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On the wall of a church was a sign: "If you are tired of sin, come to see us!" And right below it in nice rounded letters; "But if you're not, my phone number is 341 3451"
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