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NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP WITH THE BOY ACROSS THE STREET WONT MY DADDY BE DISGUSTED ONCE HE SEE'S MY CHERRY'S BUSTED AND WONT MY MOMMY BE SURPRISED WHEN SHE SEE'S MY BELLY RISE Sent by JESSICA
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Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy, I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow's grown-up daughter Who, of course, was my step-mother. Father's wife then had a son, Who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, For he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, She is my grandma too. If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild. For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.
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I like to have a martini. Two at the very most. After three, I'm under the table. After four, I'm under my host! -Annie Weisman Sent by Liz
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There was a young man had the art Of making a capital tart With a handful of shit Some snot and a spit And he'd flavour the whole with a fart.
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There was a young lady of Mott Who inserted a fly up her twat And pretended the buzz Was not what it was, But something she knew it was not.
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