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There once was a lady from Hyde, Who ate a green apple and died, While her lover lamented, The apple fermented, and made cider inside her inside.
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There once was a lady, Ilene, Who liver on distilled kerosene, But she started absorbin' A new hydrocarbon and since then she'd never benzene
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There once was an old man of Esser, Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser, It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And now he's a college professor.
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There was a young lady called Bright Who could travel much faster than light she departed one day in a relative way And arrived on the previous night
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NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP WITH THE BOY ACROSS THE STREET WONT MY DADDY BE DISGUSTED ONCE HE SEE'S MY CHERRY'S BUSTED AND WONT MY MOMMY BE SURPRISED WHEN SHE SEE'S MY BELLY RISE Sent by JESSICA
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