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What was Moby Dick's father's name?
Papa Boner.
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What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl's asshole
to make her squeal with delight?
Give him a raise.
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2
A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."
She says, "What color?"
He says, "Just give me white. I'll color it myself."
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3
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when
one of them drops his lit cigarette into a damp mattress that's been left
out on the sidewalk.
The mattress starts to smoulder just as the blue-hair brigade, the Ladies'
Auxiliary, is passing by. Hoffman takes a whiff, turns to Puscas, and
says, "Man... ou think maybe they're marching these ladies too fast?"
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What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.
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