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Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet, sensitive men in this world? Because they already have boyfriends!
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you." The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape? A retarded ape.
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Why are politicians like diapers? Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true.
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