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Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone. In a sleepy grumpy voice I said hello. The party on the other end of the line paused for a moment before rushing breathlessly into a lengthy speech. "Mom, this is Susan and I'm sorry I woke you up, but I had to call because I'm going to be a little late getting home. See, Dad's car has a flat but it's not my fault. Honest! I don't know what happened. The tire just went flat while we were inside the theater. Please don't be mad, okay?" Since I don't have any daughters, I knew the person had misdialed. "I'm sorry dear," I replied, "but you've reached the wrong number. I don't have a daughter named Susan." "Gosh, Mom, "came the young woman's voice, "I didn't think you'd be this mad."
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This story allegedly happened late one night during bad weather. As heard over the tower radio: Helicopter Pilot: "Roger, I'm holding at 3000 over >such-and-such< beacon". Second voice: "NO! You can't be doing that! I'm holding at 3000 over that beacon!" (brief pause, then first voice again): "You idiot, you're my co-pilot."
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