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When George W. Bush was asked if he knew what Roe versus Wade was, he said he thought it was the decision that General George Washington needed to make when he planned to cross the Delaware.
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Something only recently discovered: Due to an anticipated voter turnout much larger than originally expected, the polling facilities may not be able to handle the load all at once. Therefore, Republicans are requested to vote on Wednesday, November 8, and Democrats and Independents on Tuesday, November 7. Please pass this message along and help us to make sure that nobody gets left out. 2000 Presidential Election Commission
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I work for an internet provider, as tech support. So I get all the goofy calls... One day, an older lady called the service obviously knowing nothing about computers. She said that we (the Internet company) had given her a virus. I asked her how that was possible. She told me that her computer wouldn't go on. I asked her if she had pushed the power button.... She said yes that she had pushed the button twice and it still didn't go on. (I had to call everyone and tell them)
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