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Toward the end of their senior year in high school, students were required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well known mannequin victim, Rescue Anne, to practice. Rescue Anne was legless to allow for storage in a carrying case. The class went off in groups to practice. As instructed, one of the students gently shook the doll and asked "Are you all right?" He then put his ear over the mannequin's mouth to listen for breathing. Suddenly, the student turned to the instructor and exclaimed, "She says she can't feel her legs!"
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Texas Survivor Contestants have to drive from Amarillo to Tyler with a bumper sticker that says "I'm a gay atheist vegetarian...and I'm here to take your guns." ...If anybody gets there, they win.
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Pythagorean theorem: 24 words. The Lord's Prayer: 66 words. Archimedes' Principle: 67 words. The 10 Commandments: 179 words. The Gettysburg address: 286 words. The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words. The US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words.
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