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Some time ago the DJ on radio station WZZO in Allentown, PA was discussing David Hasselhoff, since there was some news item about him. He went on to say that he liked the show "Knight Rider" much better than "Baywatch". He said that Knight Rider was more realistic, since he could more easily believe that there was a talking car than that Pamela Anderson could form coherent sentences on her own.
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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
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A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years.
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