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"Television: A medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done." Ernie Kovacs.
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"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom." Bob Hope.
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"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One." Yakov Smirnoff.
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"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country." Clint Eastwood.
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"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population." David Letterman.
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