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"After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion, and there aren't all that many parts for lions." Bert Lahr.
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"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday." Dennis Norden.
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"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory." Joan Rivers.
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"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." Mel Brooks.
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"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." George Gobal.
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