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ON YOUTH
"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not
true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
-- Steven King, 3/8/90
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ON MATHEMATICAL TRANSFORMS
A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
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ON HIGHER EDUCATION
College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to
drink.
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ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES
There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane". If you
buy this, take it home, play it, and enjoy it, should you take it back
and demand a refund?
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ON DEEP THOUGHTS
A day without sunshine is like night.
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