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ON POETIC LOVE When you're swimming' in the creek And an eel bites your cheek That's a moray! -- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
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ON LAMENTATION Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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ON DATING When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional division by zero.
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ON REVISIONIST HISTORY What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?
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ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. -- English Professor, Ohio University
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