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* If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without
even considering if there are men on base.
-- Dave Barry
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* Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes
hurtling down the highway. -- Andrew Tannenbaum
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* Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had
years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet,
make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
-- Dave Barry
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* Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
pound in the correct screw.
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* Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: "Of
all the radio stations in Chicago...we're one of them."
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