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A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do
nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Fred Allen
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I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in
California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember.
Sheckly Greene
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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
Red Buttons
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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the
second day you're off it.
Jackie Gleason
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* "Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog
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