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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you
must eat it with naked fat people.
Ed Bluestone
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Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long
enough to get money from it
Stephen Leacock
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I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts: "I
wanna know your name"
Mike Binder
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They think they can make fuel from horse manure... Now I don't know if
your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it's sure
gonna put a stop to siphoning.
Billie Holliday
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A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass.
Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened
criminals.
Ronnie Corbett
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