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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
Carol Leifer
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five
miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where
the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneris
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and
anyone going faster than you is a moron.
George Carlin
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Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial
service called Jump-In-The-Box.
Wil Shriner
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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
Steve Bluestone
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