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Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the
Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next
morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
Billiam Coronel
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You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow
you'll be afraid to cough.
Pearl Williams
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A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in
business.
Shelley Berman
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The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be
caught dead in otherwise.
Roger Simon
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I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair
under my arms instead.
Sue Kolinsky
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