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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries."
Thegirl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
Jay Leno
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
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Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
It's like having a little pet for your face.
Anita Wise
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If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many
lawyers?
Calvin Trillin
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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
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