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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by
candlelight.
George Gobel
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Never moon a werewolf.
Mike Binder
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It's not hard to tell we was poor -- when you saw the toilet paper
dryin' on the clothesline.
George Lindsey
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a
rock.
Will Rogers
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a
bank robbery has just taken place.
Johnny Carson
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