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* No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
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* If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?
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* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
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* Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
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* Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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