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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." Robin Williams.
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"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." Woody Allen.
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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen.
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* There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those who can't.
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* It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
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