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"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife." James H. Kabbler III.
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"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." Brendan Francis.
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"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid." Denis Leary.
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"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself." Emo Philips.
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"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'." Woody Allen.
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