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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemmingway.
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"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label." Mark Twain.
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"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." Oscar Wilde.
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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" Denis Leary.
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"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." Woody Allen.
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