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"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep." Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.
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"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git." Alexai Sayle.
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"Any American who is prepared to run for President should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from every doing so." Gore Vidal.
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"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke." Groucho Marx.
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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." Joe E Lewis.
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