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* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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* Life is sexually transmitted.
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* There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
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* My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.
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* It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is how he found out.
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