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"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev." Robin Williams.
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"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' " Charlie Brown.
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"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something." George Burns.
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ON METAPHYSICS Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.
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* Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.
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