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"Television has brought back murder into the home
-- where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock.
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"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
Bob Hope.
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"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying
and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
Peter O'Toole.
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"The length of a film should be directly
related to the endurance of the human bladder."
Alfred Hitchcock.
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"Maybe there is no actual place called hell.
Maybe hell is just having to listen to our
grandparents breathe through their noses when
they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carey.
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