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He could vary, with proper persuasion, His fart to suit any occasion. He could fart like a flute Like a lark, like a lute, This highly fartistic Caucasian.
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There was a young fellow from Sparta, A really magnificent farter, On the strength of one bean He'd fart God Save The Queen, And Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.
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A sweet young strip-dancer named Jane Wore five inches of thin cellophane. When asked why she wore it, She said, "I abhor it, But my cunt juice would spatter like rain."
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A corpulent lady named Kroll Had an idea exceedingly droll: She went to a ball Dressed in nothing at all And backed in as a Parker House roll.
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A pathetic old maid of Bordeaux Fell in love with a dashing young beau. To entice his regard She would squat in his yard And appealingly piss in the snow.
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