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Spurred on by a very high wager With an envious Lieutenant Major, Ben proceeded to fart The complete oboe part Of the Hayden Octet in B-Major.
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He was great in the Christmas Cantata, He could double-stop fart The Toccata, He'd boom from his ass Bach's B-Minor Mass, And in counterpoint, La Traviata.
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There is a young lass of Valencia For whom sex is a form of dementia. For the first hour she's quiet Then she builds to a riot With a noise that grows quickly intensia.
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There was a young man named Ringer, Who was seducing a beautiful singer. He said with a grin, "I've now rammed it in!" She said, "You mean that isn't your finger?"
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He'd fart a gavotte for a starter, And fizzle a fine serenata. He could play on his anus The Coriolanus: Oof, boom, er-tum, tootle, hum tah-dah!
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