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There was an old girl of Kilkenny Whose usual charge was a penny. For half of that sum You could finger her bum; A source of amusement to many.
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There was a young lady of Bicester Who was a lot far nicer than her sister. The sister would giggle And wiggle and jiggle, But this one would come when you kissed her.
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There was a young man from St. Paul Whose cock was exceedingly small. Now it might do for a keyhole Or a little girl's peehole. But for a big girl like me, not at all.
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There once was a gangster named Brown, The wiliest bastard in town. He was caught by the G-men Shooting his semen Where the cops would all slip and fall down.
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A farmer I know named O'Doole Has a long and incredible tool. He can use it to plow, Or to diddle a cow, Or just as a cue-stick at pool.
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