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A certain young fellow named Dick Liked to feel a girl's hand on his prick. He taught them to fool With his rigid old tool Till the cream shot out, white and thick.
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There was a young man from Malacca Who always slept on his left knacker. One saturday night, He slept on his right, And his knacker went off like a cracker.
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There was a young lady of Clewer Who was riding a bike when it threw her. A man saw her there With her legs in the air And seized the occasion to screw her.
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There was an old harlot of Wick Who was sucking a coal miner's prick She said, "I don't mind The coal dust and grime, But the smell of your balls makes me sick."
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Said the whore whom they called Geraldine, "When I think of the pricks that I've seen, And all of the nuts And the arseholes and butts And bastards like you in between."
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