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There was a young woman of Croft Who played with herself in a loft. Having reasoned that candles Could never cause scandals, Besides which they did not go soft.
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A fair haired young damsel named Grace Thought it very foolish to place Her hand on your cock When it turned hard as rock For fear it would explode in her face.
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An old maiden who barely did kissing, Soon discovered what she had been missing. When laid down on the sod, She cried out, "Oh, God! All these years I just used it for pissing!"
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There was a young fellow named Perkin Who always was jerkin his gerkin. His wife said, "Now Perkin, Stop jerking your gerkin, You're shirking your firking, you bastard."
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There was a young man named Lanny The size of whose prick was uncanny. His wife, the poor dear, Took it in her ear And it came out the hole in her fanny.
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