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There was a young girl named Regina Who called in a water diviner To play a slick trick With his prick as a stick To help locate her vagina.
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There once was a girl named Louise Whose cunt hair hung down to her knees. The crabs in her twat Tied the hair in a knot And constructed a flying trapeze.
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There was a young lady from Kent, When her husband's pecker it bent, She said with a sigh, "Oh, why must it die? Let's fill it with Portland Cement."
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Said a pretty young whore from Hong Kong To a long pronged patron named Wong, "They say my vagina's The nicest in China; Don't ruin it by donging it wrong."
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There was a young girl of Tonga Used to diddle herself with a conga. When asked how it feels To be pleasured by eels, She said, "just like a man, only longer."
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