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The nipples of Sarah Strong, When excited, are twelve inches long. This embarrassed her lover Who was pained to discover She expected no less of his dong.
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There once was a man from Kartomb Who was exceedingly fond of the womb. He thought nothing finer Than the human vagina, So he kept three of four in his room
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There once was a man from St. Pauls Who used to perform in the halls. His favorite trick Was to stand on his prick And roll off the stage on his balls.
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There once was a woman from Wheeling Who had a funny feeling So she laid on her back And tickled her crack, And peed all over the ceiling!
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There was young man named Pete Who was a bit indiscrete. He pulled on his dong Till it grew very long And actually dragged in the street
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