| Archives | Lists | Random | Register | Tell Joke | Links | About |
Pokern |
Vote for the poem that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
There once was a fellow named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave, The smell was grotesque, The pussy the best, And look at the money he saved! Sent by dave
Send this poem to a friend
1
There was a young harlot named Schwartz Whose cock-pit was studded with warts, And they tickled so nice She drew a high price From the studs at the summer resorts. Her pimp, a young fellow named Biddle, Was seldom hard up for a diddle, For according to rumor His tool had a tumor And a fine row of warts down the middle.
Send this poem to a friend
2
There was a young lady named Rose With erogenous zones in her toes. She remained onanistic Till a foot-fetishistic Young man became one of her beaux.
Send this poem to a friend
3
There was a young lady of Dover Whose passion was such that it drove her To cry, when you came, "Oh dear! What a shame! Well, now we shall have to start over."
Send this poem to a friend
4
My face in the mirror isn't wrinkled or drawn; My house isn't dirty, the cobwebs are gone. My garden looks lovely, and so does my lawn; I think I might never put my glasses back on!
Send this poem to a friend
5
| Today's Jokes Today's Stories Today's Quotes |
| Jump to |