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Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs, "The men like to spread my two legs, Then slip in between, If you know what I mean, And leave me the white of their eggs."
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Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high, so is in life you dont succeed, fuck it all an' smoke some weed!!!
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Mary had a little lamb, It's fleece was scarlet red. The reason for this colour scheme was the pick-axe in it's head.
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There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire. She said, "It's a sin, but now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?"
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An ode to the hole That never heals. The more you touch it The better it feels. You can rub it And scrub it And brush it like hell, But you will never get rid Of that fucking fish smell. (Author Unknown)
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