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I like to have a martini. Two at the very most. After three, I'm under the table. After four, I'm under my host! -Annie Weisman Sent by Liz
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A near-sighted chap named Coulter Led a glamorous gal to the altar. Quite lovely he thought her Till some strong soap and hot water Made her look like the rock of Gibraltar.
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There was a young fellow named Simon Who tried to discover a hymen. But he found every girl Had relinguished her pearl In exchange for a solitaire diamond.
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There was a young fellow named Biddle Whose girl had to teach him to fiddle. She grabbed hold of his bow And said, "If you want to know, You can try parting my hair in the middle."
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A hungry old trollop from Yemen Did a pretty good business with He-men. But she gave up all fucking In favour of sucking For the protein contained in the semen.
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