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A young sky diver named Sherm
jumped out with his cock long and firm
two jerks and a spasm,
he had an orgasm
and spelled out "I love you" in sperm.
Send this poem to a friend 1 Mary had a little lamb (The sad European version)
Mary had a little lamb,
its coat was full off fleas,
but even worse the little cunt
had foot and mouth disease.
Mary had a little lamb,
its mouth was full of blisters,
but now its on a bonfire,
with all its brothers and sisters.
Sent by Jack
Send this poem to a friend 2 i'm sick
i've got a virus
i'm sickety-sick
i feel like a used tissue
ickety-ick
my head is congested
mucous overload
if i blow my nose once more,
i will explode!
i'm whiny,i'm cranky ,
i'm stuck in my bed
my face is puke green
and my nose is bright red!
my eyes are all bloodshot
my nostrils are crusting;
this sickness has made
me look
Truly Disgusting
i cough and i sneeze
spreading germs everywhere
my room is a health hazard-
Visitors BEWARE!!
being sick is no fun
in fact,it's a pain
i'm told i'll get better soon!
untill then...i'll complain
by,
gabrielle
Send this poem to a friend 3 Mary Mary
quite contrary
bought a dildo
lost your cherry
bought another,
freaked your mother,
now you have sex alone.
Sent by Kendall
Send this poem to a friend 4 If the river was made of whiskey,
And I a diving duck,
I'd swim down to the bottom,
And drink myself back up.
Sent by Amy
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