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A dashing Rabbi from Peru Was vainly attempting to screw His wife said "Oi vay" If you keep up this way The Messia will come before you
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There was a young gigolo named Bruno Who said, "Screwing's one thing I do know. While women are fine, And sheep are divine, Lama's are numero uno!"
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There was a young couple named Kelly Who were seemly connected at belly, Because in their haste They used library paste Which they thought was vaginal jelly.
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There was a young lady from Brewster Who's ass was so nice that I goosed her, But her panties were thin And my finger slipped in And it still just don't smell like it used ter.
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The Best!! A weary old lecher named Blott Took a luscious young blonde on his yacht. Too lazy to rape her, He made darts out of paper, Which he leisurely tossed at her twat.
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