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There was a young lady from France Who got on a bus in a trance Everyone f*cked her Apart from the Conductor But he came twice in his pants
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A bather whose clothing was strewd By breezes which left her quite nude Saw a man come along And unless I'm quite wrong You expected this line to be lewd.
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There once was a senator from Mass Who drove home a most attractive lass! Although he found her He messed up and drowned her And his chances for President did pass.
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The naughty old bishop of Birmingham buggered two boys whilst comfirming 'em as the knelt before god he pulled out his rod and pumped his episcopal sperm in 'em
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There was a young lady from Wheeling Who professed to no sexual feeling Till a cynic named Boris Just touched her clitoris And she had to be scraped off the ceiling
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