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A modest young girl named Oola Once donned a grass skirt to dance Hula A cow ate the grass Exposing her ass Now she's no longer modest but coola
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There was a young man from Lyme Who couldn't get limericks to sound right. When asked why not It was said that he thought They were overly long and far to complex, possibly even dull.
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On a bridge overlooking a ravine Archibald was screwing Kathleen. The force of his lunge Caused the whole bridge to plunge. The worst fucking disaster yet seen.
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The was a young man from Dundee, Who was stung on the neck by a wasp. When asked "did it hurt", He said "No, not a bit, It can do it again if it wants."
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When Lady Penelope swoons, Her tits pop out like balloons. Parker stands by, With a gleam in his eye, And pops them back in with warm spoons.
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