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From a niche in the crypt at Saint Giles Came a sound which resounded for miles. "My goodness gracious," Said Father Ignatius. "I forgot that the Bishop has piles."
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There once was old Chinese drunk, Who set sail away on his junk, While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, Till he floated away in the spunk.
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There once was a fellow named Clyde, Who fell in an outhouse and died. Along came his brother Who fell in another, And now they're interred side by side.
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There once was a man from Sutter, Who used to jerk off in the gutter, Till the tropical sun, Played hell on his gun, And turned all his cream into butter.
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Two elephants named Harry and Fay Could not kiss with their trunks in the way. So they boarded a plane, They're now kissing in Maine, Because their trunks got sent to L.A.
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