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There once was a woman from France, Who did an unusual dance. She'd roll in the grass, And lick her own ass, Her sex would put men in a trance.
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When I was young, I had no sense, Stuck my dick in an electric fence. It curled my hairs, it tickled my balls, It made me crap my overalls.
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I met her on the internet and I couldn't keep from staring She had the coolest font I'd ever seen She was Microsoft, mathmatical, and IBM compatible And fireworks exploded on my screen Well, my cursor started blinking like the beating of my heart And my modem started singing, thinking this could be the start Chorus: Of a Techie Love -- between us With the latest gadgetry Techie love can be the sweetest world wide web we weave Well I courted her with e-mail and with roses from my clip art I sent romantic faxes everyday Though I'm kinda shy to tell, heck, I wrote poems that I spell checked And I bought her software from Comp USA We were wonderful together how she made me feel so fine And we planned a simple wedding on America On-Line Chorus: And there was techie love between us....... Then one day there was lightning and it caused some power surges And you should have seen the look upon my face Cause I wasn't surge protected, or backed up like you'd expect, it blew my files somewhere out to cyberspace Well now nothing lasts forever, I know even good things pass, So I knew that it was over on the day the hard drive crashed Chorus: On the techie love between us....... She's gone, and it megahertz It's like a virus, only worse She's gone, but I can't wait I'll get a new computer that has windows Y2K Chorus: And there'll be techie love........ c 1998 Mark Hankins
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There was an old spinster of Tyre Who bellowed, "MY CUNT IS ON FIRE!" So a fireman was found, Brought his engine around And extinguished her burning desire
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There was a young girl of Spitzbergen Where people all thought her a virgin Till they found her in bed With her quim very red And the head of a kid just emerging
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