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Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised last week. "Can I see it?" asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptly dropped his pants to show off his cock. "Oooh," squealed his friend, "You look ten years younger!"
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That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternal love triangle. They ate the sheep.
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Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car? A: Hey, go easy on those fucking sweets.
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A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these fucking itchy balls and I can't do anything to stop 'em itching". The Doc says, "I can see the problem and I'll fix it for ya" So the Doc pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the Midget to close his eyes. The midget hears snip, snip snip noises for about 5 minutes. The doc finishes and says, "How's that?" The midget says, "Fucking brilliant, what did you do?" The Doc says, "I trimmed back your high boots"
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Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!
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